We know we can't be Michael Phelps, so why do we care what brand he wears?

You are not Michael Phelps. I am not Michael Phelps. We will never be Michael Phelps.

Save for those already on track for Olympic superstardom, there's little chance of achieving anything close to what Phelps has.

Come on. We know this. What he wears doesn't matter.

Yet Under Armour does not sponsor... Reported by ChicagoTribune 2 days ago.